The greatest computing invention of the decade, although it is only January, and they name it "iPad." Seriously? Come on, we're all thinking the same stupid jokes and laughing inanely:
Does iPad come with wings?
Is there an Overnight iPad for those really heavy workload days?
Do you prefer scented or unscented iPads?
I can speak like an adult about iPod, iPhone and even iChat. But I can never, ever own an iPad, because I would not be able to say the name without snickering like Beevis and Butthead. "Heh heh, you said PAD!"
If you haven't stooped to any feminine product jokes about the iPad, congratulations: you are officially a grownup. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a headache and some cramps -- gotta send hubs to the store to pick up some iPads and chocolate...
Speaking of feminine products, let me share with you today's life lesson:
Do not, DO NOT wear a maxi with wings on a five-mile tempo run. EPIC CHAFING. And I'm so self-aware that I didn't realize it until I entered the shower and felt like someone poured acid on my bikini line. Yeeouch!
On the plus side, I can run five miles, and that's not even my long run for this week. Proud!
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